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zoology student funny jokes

“Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the liver and
spleen.”
Up in the gallery, one med student leaned toward the other,
“Damn, if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s an organ recital.”

zoology student funny jokes

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
He was a man of many cultures.

zoology student funny jokes

A red blood cell walked into a busy restaurant.
The hostess asked, “Would you like to sit at the bar?” The red cell replied, “No thanks, I’ll just circulate.”

zoology student funny jokes

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”
Man: “Yes!”
Reporter: “Name?”
Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”
Reporter: “Sex?”
Man: “Three to five times a week.”
Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”
Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”
Reporter: “Holy cow!”
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”
Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”
Reporter: “Oh dear!”
Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

zoology student funny jokes

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