Weekend Funny Jokes 2019

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Weekend Funny Jokes

Teacher: “Hello class! What did you do on your weekend?”
Student: “My father fell into a pit”
Teacher: “Oh no! Is he OK?”
Student: “I think so, he stopped calling for help today.”

What are you going to do in the weekend?
“I’m going to buy glasses.”
“And then what?”
“Then I’ll see.”

Saw a guy getting laid in a cemetary last weekend.
Figured i had nothing to lose so i yelled out “hey, mind if i have a turn?”
” go dig up your own!” He replied.

A wife tells her husband “I want us to have a great weekend”
The Husband replies….
“Ok I’ll see you Monday then”

My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend…
I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself..
“Well, you two still look the same.”

Santa: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can’t understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Santa: My londa gironda from Hero Honda !!!

Santa – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Banta – I can eat 6 apples.
Santa – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Banta: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Bant to Rahul – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul – I can eat 10.
Banta – Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!!

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