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Sunday Funny Jokes! Hi friends, I have collected some new Sunday Funny Jokes. Sunday Funny Jokes has been published. So check the latest Sunday Funny Jokes and share it with your lovely friends. Read it and enjoy it.so you can hare it with your all lovely friends. Its give smile and happiness to everyone face. Laughter is the way to make smile on everyone’ s face. Laughter is the best medicine for our health. Be happy and keep laughing…
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Sunday Funny Jokes

Husband: Today Is Sunday, A Holiday, I Want To Enjoy Whole Day. So I Have Bought Three Movie Tickets.
Wife: Why Three My Dear?
Husband: For You And Your parents.

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was Jesus’ mother’s name?”
One child answered, “Mary.”
The teacher then asked, “Who knows what Jesus’ father’s name was?”
A little kid said, “Verge.”
Confused, the teacher asked, “Where did you get that?”
The kid said, “Well, you know they are always talking about
Verge n’ Mary.”

A Sunday School teacher said to her children,
“We have been learning about how powerful the kings and queens were in Biblical times.
But there is a higher power. Who can tell me what it is?”
Tommy blurted out, “I know, Aces.”

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. “Johnny what is the matter?”
Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”

The Sunday school teacher was reading Bible stories to the class.
He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city,
but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.” One chid asked,
“What happened to the flea?”

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