Senior Citizen Funny Jokes

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Senior Citizen Funny Jokes

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to two 21 year old girls. Both of them. Twice.”
The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”
“So then, why are you telling me?”
“Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody!”

Police: where do u live?
teenager: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
teenager: with me
Police: where do u all live?
teenager: together
Police: where is ur house?
teenager: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
teenager: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
teenager: next to my house

Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone..

man: calls 911 Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
man: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what’s your emergency?
man: The ugly one is winning.

ATD – At The Doctors
BFF – Best Friend Fell
BTW – Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL – Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
IMMO – Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR – On My Message Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLACGU – Rolling On Floor Laughing and Can’t Get Up
TTYL – Talk To You Louder

A grandma and a grandpa are going out for their daily health walk and grandma can’t decide.
“I don’t know, Joe, should I wear my bra do you think?”
“Yeah, Rosie, you better, it’s quite muddy out.”

Doctor says to his patient: “Your liver results are back. And frankly, they’re very surprising considering that I only allowed you one glass of wine per week.”
The patient shrugs: “Do you really think you are the only doctor I am going to?”

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