Sarcastic Funny Jokes

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Sarcastic Funny Jokes

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive…
It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Have you heard they found a dead guy with his head buried in his cornflakes?
The police believed it was a cereal killer.

A stressed-looking mom and little Johnny run around the beach.
After about fifteen minutes the mom stops, out of breath and demands,
„Come on Johnny, please remember where you buried daddy in the sand, will you?“

A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square,
takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!“ asks a passer-by. The blind man replies,
„Nothing, just looking around a bit.“

’Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.’
Chapman Cohen (1868 – 1954)

I think they picked me for my motivational skills.
Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!

My son asked me what it’s like to be married so I told him to leave me.
When he did, I asked why he was ignoring me.

When I see ads on TV featuring smiley housewives using some new cleaning product,
the only thing I want to buy are the meds they’re clearly on.

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy,
so I got drunk.

Strong people don’t put others down.
They lift them up and slam them on the ground.

This obviously isn’t working out. I think it’s time for us to
go our separate ways and start making other people miserable.

Husband: Tell me an interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.

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