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Roses Are Red Funny Jokes

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought Voldemort was ugly
But then I saw you

Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody calls me
Forever alone

Roses are red
violets are blue
A face like yours
Belongs in a zoo
Don’t you worry
I’ll be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There are so many ways
I could kill you

Roses are red
grass is greener
when I think of you
I play with my wiener

Roses are red
Pizza sauce is too
I ordered large and
none of it is for you

Roses are red
tulips are black.
You’d look great
with a knife in your back.

Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.

Roses are okay
violets are fine.
You be the 6
and I’ll be the 9.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.

Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?

Roses are red
violets are blue.
One ripped condom
that caused you.

Roses are red
violets are blue.
I cry myself to sleep
masturbating to you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.

Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.

Roses are red
violets are blue.
God made me sexy
what happened to you?

Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.

Roses are red
violets are blue.
I like spaghetti
let’s get it on.

Roses are red
black is black.
Come to my house
I’ll sell some crack.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I’m a dog.

Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.

Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Porn hub is down
Your mum’s facebook will do.

Roses are red
Violets are violet
You can be the cockpit
And I’ll be the pilot.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got genital warts
Soon you will too.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your excuses are old, but
This hammer is new.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the colour
Of elephant poo.

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