Robot Funny Jokes

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Robot Funny Jokes

Q: Why was the android itchy?
A: Roboticks.

Q: What did the robot call it’s creator?
A: Da-ta

Q: What kind or androids do you find in the arctic?
A: Snobots.

Q: What do you call an android crew team?
A: Rowbots.

Q: Why did the robot run away?
A: It heard an electric can opener.

Q: What kind of salad do androids like?
A: Ones made with ice-borg lettuce.

Q: Why did the robot cross the road?
A: Because he wasn’t chicken (robots have no emotions!)

Robotics isn’t all serious. It can also be the source of some pretty funny jokes.
Laugh at some of the robot jokes below, and then send us some of your own.

Jack: Why was the robot angry?
Ben: Beats me.
Jack: Because someone kept pushing his buttons!

Ron: What is a robot’s favorite type of music?
John: I really don’t know.
Ron: Heavy metal!

Ben: How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
John: I haven’ t a clue.
Ben: Three — one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!

Griffin: Why did the robot go back to robot school?
Brent: Tell me.
Griffin: Because his skills were getting a little rusty!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.

Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires,
“Why did you do that?” She replies, “I wanted to see time fly!”
The robot says, “Ah … A perfect subject for elimination,”
and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.

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