Relationship Funny Jokes

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Relationship Funny Jokes

A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, Roger,
how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her,
holding the door for her … Why can’t you do the same?”
“Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”

I was looking for that thing that peels potatoes, apples and carrots.
I’ve asked my kids if they had any idea. Apparently she left 2 days ago.

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open.
Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.”
15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Oh no, I think the laptop is now totally gone.”

My friend got herself a puppy. It’s so incredibly cute and playful! Unfortunately her husband is allergic so it really doesn’t work out.
If you’re interested, please send a message. His name is Marcel, he’s 54 years old and he weighs 216 pounds.

‘You think so much of golf that you don’t even remember when we were married.’
‘Of course I do, my dear, it was the day I sank that forty-foot putt.’

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.
‘Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,
‘the wife explained.’ He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I’m listening.’

Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”

Wife: Can I have $20’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
Wife: Does that really work?
Husband: Well it seems to have worked on your ass.

In love relationships
एक लड़की ने 2 महीने पहले ही नया बॉयफ्रेंड बनाया
girlfriend – जानू हम 2 से 3 होने वाले हैं
boyfriend – अरे ऐसा कैसे हो सकता है
हमने तो कुछ किया भी नहीं ?
girlfriend – अरे मेरा मतलब, मेरी शादी पक्की हो गयी है
boyfriend – तेरी माँ की आँख 🙂

मुंह दिखाई पर पति ने पत्नी को गुलाब का फूल भेंट किया…
पत्नी : ये नहीं चाहिए कोई सोने की चीज दो…
पति : ये लो तकिया और सो जाओ…

My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.
Best Friend: “Does she like you?”
Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”
Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.”

Him: “This article says women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words.”
Her: “That’s probably because a woman has to say everything twice.”
Him: “…What?”

भगवान का दिया हुआ सबकुछ है ,
बस कमी है तो उसकी जो सुबह सुबह कहे
“छोड़िये ना !! वरना माँ जी देख लेंगी “

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore who?
Adore you, who else!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alva who?
Alva heart!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Baby who?
Baby love, my baby love.
Submitted by: Hassan

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bar-B-Q who?
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you’re even cuter!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Buggy who?
Buggy Jean is not my lover!
Submitted by: Jazmin

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butcher who?
Butcher your arms around me!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candace who?
Candace with love!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boy friend!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gray who?
Gray Z. about you!

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