Rabbit Funny Jokes

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Rabbit Funny Jokes

An animal lover,concerned about the well being of the rabbit,
gets out of her car and rushes over to the rabbit,takes it’s pulse,
and immediately grabs a can out of her purse.
She sprays it on the rabbit and instantly the recent roadkill jumps back to life,
hops three times and waves,hops three times and waves,hops three times and waves.
This continued till the rabbit went into the safe surrounding of the forest beyond.
A curious onlooker went to the can to see what miracle the lady used to revive the little guy.
It was hairspray that read as follows:Gives life to dead hair and a permanent bounce and wave.

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.

Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
A: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!

Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!

Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line

Q: What do you call a rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares

Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit’s feet?

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I ll tell you when you re older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.

Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

Q: What’s the difference between a healthy bunny and a clown bunny?
A: One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.

Q: What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?
A: Hopscotch.

Q: What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you…

Q: How do rabbits in New York City travel from one garden to another?
A: They ride in a taxi cabbage.

Q: What do you call a very rich bunny?
A: A billion-hare.

Q: Which pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare-plane.

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