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Quick Funny Jokes

Imagine, I have love letters
in six different languages!
So what?
I pay child support
in eight different currencies.

I can handle money!
I know
how to spend money,
I know
how to get into debt and
I know
how to lose money.

Borrow money from pessimists,
they don’t expect it back.

Living on earth
may be expensive,
but it includes
an annual free trip
around the sun.

Nothing is foolproof
to a talented fool.

An oil sheik
says in a gallery:
I really admire Picasso.
There is nobody
who was able to sell oil
so expensive.

What happened
when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was money in the kitty.

Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a head
on one side
and a tail on the other.

What dog has money?
A bloodhound,
because he is always picking up (s)cents.

What’s the difference
between a pigeon and a tramp?
The pigeon can put
a deposit on a Porsche.

A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.

PUPIL: “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
TEACHER: “Of course not.”
PUPIL:”Good, because I haven’t done my homework.”

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter:And I helped pick up the pieces.

Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Dentist: ‘Stop screaming! I haven’t even touched your tooth. In fact you’re not on the
chair yet.’
Boy: ‘I know, but you’re standing on my foot!’

Waiter! There is a fly in my soup.’
‘I know sir it’s a fly soup.’

‘Are you going to take a bath?’
‘No – I’m going to leave it where it is:’

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