Potato Funny Jokes

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Potato Funny Jokes

Q: What kind of potato starts arguments?
A: An agi-tater.

Q: Why was the potato actor so happy?
A: He got a lead role in Plants vs. Zombies.

Q: Why didn’t the potato want to go to the Halloween dance party?
A: He was afraid of the Monster Mash.

Q: What do you call a monkey who makes potato chips?
A: A Chipmunk.

Q: Who is the most powerful potato in the galaxy?
A: Darth Tater.

Q: What do you call a potato with right angles?
A: A square root.

Q: Why aren’t potatoes able to get out and work?
A: Because they’re couch potatoes

Q: What do baseball players call their potato fans?
A: Speck Tators.

Q: What did the computer need to run the gardening app?
A: A potato chip.

Q: Why was the potato such a bully?
A: Because it wasn’t a sweet potato.

Q: What do they call stolen yukon gold?
A: Hot potatoes.

Q: What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
A: Anybody can mash potatoes.

Q: What do you get when it rains potatoes?
A: Spuddles.

Q: Why are potatoes so popular?
A: They are a-peeling.

Q: What do you name a potato that’s been thinly sliced?
A: Chip.

Q: Why do potatoes make such good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q: What do you call a spinning potato?
A: A rotate-o.

Q: Who was the potato’s favorite author?
A: Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

knock knock
whos there?
Mr Potato..

knock knock
who is there
mr potato
mr potato who
im eating your brother haha

Q: What do potatoes eat for breakfast?
A: Pota-toast with jelly.

Q: What kind of socks should you wear to plant potatoes?
A: Garden hose.

Q: What do you get when it rains potatoes?
A: Spuddles.

Q: Why did the potato cross the road?
A: It saw a fork up ahead.

Q: Why shouldn’t you ever tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

Q: What was the potato’s favorite sci-fi show?
A: Starch Trek.

Q: How do you cheer up a baked potato?
A: You butter him up.

Q: How did they describe the potato who won an olympic medal?
A: Spudtacular

Q: Why did the baseball loving potato want to be when he grew up?
A: A sports commen-tater.

Q: Why do potatoes make such good detectives?
A: Because they don’t have eyes.

Q: Why was the potato so quiet?
A: It was a medi-tator.

Q: Why was the potato wearing socks?
A: To keep is pota-toes warm.

Q: What do you call a potato who is slow to act?
A: A Hez a tater.

Q: What was the potatoes favorite police show?
A: CHiPs

Q: Why couldn’t the tater buy new clothes?
A: He was a po tater

Q: What did they say to the well-dressed potato?
A: You look smashing.

Q: What made the mashed potatoes turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.

Q: What do you call an android potato?
A: A ro-tot.

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