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Naughty Funny Jokes In English

BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: No.
BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: No.
BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: I already told you, No!
BF: Baby can I get a kiss?
GF: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON

Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His mom asked him “How do you feel?”
He replied “It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!

Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan?
Pappu : I dont know miss..! :s
Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..!
Pappu : Do yew know Jennifer?
Teacher : i dont know..! :s
Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!

Wife: I hate that beggar.. 😡
Husband: Why?
Wife: That Rascal, yesterday I gave him food, today he gave me a book called…
“How to Cook”!

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident…..

Boy: I Wanna Fuck U…
Girl: Tameez Se Bt Karo..!!
Boy: Allah Talah K Fazalo Karam Se,
Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda,
Mohtrma Ko Arzu-E-Fitrat Se,
Be-Itehan Chodna Chahta Hai..

HUSBAND:
Darling Tumhara
Kabhi Dil Nahi
Chahta Ke Tum
Mard Hoti,
WIFE:
Kyun Aaj Tumhara
Apni Gand Marvane
Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya ?

CONFDNCE Is Wen U’re At A Mdical Store
& Ask For 20 Condoms & U Hear
2 Grls Behnd You Gigglng..
You Turn Around, Look Them In The Eyes
And Say,
“Make It 22”

1 Ladka GUTER Me Gir Gaya.
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi,
‘SURF EXCEL HE NA “DAAG Achhye HAIN”..’
Boy-Teri Maa Ki…..
DAAG ITANE HI Achhey Hain TOH NICHEY WHISPER Q Lagaati Hai..??

Ek Mohabbat Hi Nahi Hoti Duniya Mein
Dard Ki Wajah..!!
Zip Me Aaya Lawda Bhi Gaand Phaadh Deta
Hai Bc..!!!

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