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Malayalam Funny Jokes

oru divasam tintu monte acchan lunch kazhikumbol
tintu mon poyi shalyapadathi apol acchan tintu
shala padthate oruall kazhikumbol shalyapadathan padilla adutha divasam oru kazhuta vannu gardenela ella pullum thinu nashpihu apol acchan
eda niyantha a kazhute otikata apol tintu mon
acchanele parrghatu arem kazhikumbol shalyapadatanatu.
by krishnaraj

kayarum kondu pokunna TINTUmonodu Duntumol:
engotta kayarumkondu?
TINTUmon:ini enthina njan jeevikkunnathu,
entai perukalayanalle P.T.USHA TINTU luka-ye 800 miteril odan ayachathu?

Nammude oru channelile oru vikhyaathamaaya paripaadiyaanallo SARIGAMA.
Athu avatharippikkunnatho nammudeyellaam priyappetta Sreekkuttettanum.
Ithaa Sreekkuttettan chodicha thamasa chodyavum utharavum.
YESUDASUM PUKAVALIYUM THAMMILULLA BANDHAM ENDAANU ?…. a
ddeham thanne paranha utharam…
YESUDAS PAADUM … PAKSHE PUKAVALI PAADILLA… ENDORU THAMASA….
NHAN CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU PANDAAARAMADANGIPPOYE…..

Samsaarikkaan orupaadu undenkilum…
oru vaakku polum parayaan kazhiyaatha…
sughamulla oru novaanu…
“PALLU VEDANA”
Prof:Tintumon

Common words of men after drinking
1 – Nee ente athmartha suhruthu
2 – Avanittu pani kodukkanam
3 – Vandi njan odikkam
4 – Kudichittu parayuvalla
5 – strong pora thalakku pidikkunnilla
6 – Aval enne chathicheda
Finally the best one..
“Naale muthal kudi nirthi”

Panchayathil ninnu survey edukkan vanna udyogasthan Ammummayodu..
Kakkoosundo?
Ammumma : Undallo
Udyogasthan : kinar undo?
Ammumma : Mon chennirunno..Avide pipe undu..

Njan marikkaan pokuva..
Ninak v-shamam undo?hum engane v-shanikkaana..ente kanjikudiyalle muttunne..
Ipo marichittillayirunnenkil e dosa karinju poyene..

Busum Cycleum thannilulla vethyasam?

Bus varum
Pokum
Bus stand avide thanne undakum..
Cycle varum
Pokum
cycle standum koode pokum..!!

Paper vaayichapozhanu ariyunnathu ‘small’ adiyude doshangal .Cancer , Ulcer angane enthokke..
Ho! Ho! niruthi ini jeevithathil orikkalum …
Paper vaayikkilla..

Bhaskaranu oru car undu. Athu vilkkan theerumanichu. Pakshe oru laksham kilometeriladhikam odiya vandi vangan aarum vanilla. Bhaskarante suhruthu oru budhi paranju koduthu.
Carinte meter pathinayirathilekku thirichu vakkuka. Ayaal athupole cheythu. Randazhcha kazhinju vanna suhruthu nokkiyappol car vittittilla.
Enthu pattiyennu Bhaskaranodanveshichu.
Udan Bhaskaran: Vangan palarum vannirunnu. Pakshe pathinayiram kilometer mathram vangiya car vilkkan njanetha mandanano?

Nooru meter ottam nadakkunnu.
Announcer: One, two, three… start…
Oraalozhike ellavarum odi.
Announcer: Thanentha odathe nilkkunnathu?
Ayaal: Ente number naalado

Ramya Dhanyayodu: Aasupathriyil kidakkunna ammayi ammayute atuthekku ninte patti pokumennu nee innale paranjathu sariyanennu manassilayi.
Dhanya: Ninakkengane manassilayi?
Ramya: Njaninnale aasupathriyil poyirunnu.
Dhanya: ennittu?
Ramya: Ninte ammayi ammayude aduthu ninte bharthavu undayirunnu.

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