Little Kid Funny Jokes

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Little Kid Funny Jokes

What does a snail say when he finds himself on a turtle’s back?

What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring time.

A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands at the pavement, yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!”

Two ants want to fight an elephant.
The elephant replies: “Two on one? That’s not fair!”

Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”
“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”
“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”
“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”
“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”
“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”
“Paulie, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”

“OK Ronnie, you really have to sleep now. If I hear ‘Moooom’ one more time, there’ll be no ice cream tomorrow.”
10 minutes later
“Mrs. Smith? Can I get a glass of water please?”

Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?
Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.
Dad: Why?
Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.

A teacher shows Little Johnny a butterfly and asks, “Well, Johnny, what do we call this butterfly?”
Little Johnny says, “That’s a common brimstone.”
“Come on, Johnny, brimstones aren’t green!”
“Well maybe this one isn’t ripe yet?”

Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!”
Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”
Paul to teacher: “I could actually, it’s just that you’re a bit loud.”

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the MOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooovies.

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: Arrrrrrrrrr.

Q: What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
A: You go ahead and I’ll ketchup.

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only me.

Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet.

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