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Knock Knock Funny Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!

From this Funny Knock Knock Joke Book…
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tullos!
Tullos who?
Tullos all your secrets!
LOL!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amy!
Amy who?
I’m always Amy for the top!
HAHA!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yule!
Yule who?
Yule never guess!
LOL!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno how long I’ve been knocking on this door?
HAHA!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Allison!
Allison who?
Allison to the radio every morning!

Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.

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