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Kannada Funny Jokes

Gunda angadiyavanige: nanna girlfriend ge ondu beku. models torsi.
Angadiyava: nimage yaava model beku sir?
Gunda: hudugeera model kodi.
Angadiyava: andare?
Gunda: bari missed call maatra hoguva phone

Patrakarta: nimma hosa chitradha bagge janara abhipraaya hegide?
Nirmaapaka: kelavarige ishtavaagidhe, kelavarige aagilla
Patrakarta: haagandare?
Nirmaapaka: namage ishtavaayitu, prakshakarige ishtavaagilla

Amma: enu maadtaa iddiya gunda?
Gunda: patra baritaa iddini amma
Amma: yaarigo?
Gunda: nanage amma
Amma: enu baritaa iddiyo?
Gunda: adu hege helli amma, patra naale bandu seridaaga gottaagutte alva

Santa: ninnannu yaake army inda dismiss maadidaru?
Banta: naanu 10 janarannu shoot maadide adakke.
Santa: adakke ninage medal kodbeku alva.
Banta: aadare naanu suttiddu namma kadeyavaranne
Santa: ninnannu yaake arrest maadidaru?
Banta: jebininda 500 rupaayi tegedu kharchu maadide
Santa: ayyo, idu anyaaya alva?
Banta: illa, adu bereyavara jebaagittu

Huduga : chooraada hrudayadinda preetisale athavaa hrudaya chooraaguvavaregu preetisale?
Hudugi : hariyada chappali inda hodeyale athavaa chappali hariyuvavaregu hodeyale?
Hudugi : lo, yaako nanna hinde biddiddiya ? naanu tumba olle hudugi. nimma tande taayi olle buddi kalisilva?
Huduga : avare heliddu olleyavaranna follow maadu anta!
huduga: aa hudugi nanna kade nodi naguttiddaale.
hudugi: adu maamooline bidu. naanu kooda ninna modalu nodidaaga, mooru dinagala kaala naguvudannu nillisale illa

Solle mattu iruve preetisi maaduveyadavu. modala raatri solle horagade kulitittu.
Solleya friends : horagade yaake ulitiddiyo ?
solle : avalajji good night haakkondu malagavle.

Obba huduga dance nodalu hoda. hindurugi bandaaga
Amma: alli hogi nodabaaradanna enaadaroo nodideyaa?
Huduga: haudu amma, daddy na nodide

Current hoda mele santa avana hendatige:
“le, fan svalpa haaku?”
Avana hendati: ayyo nim buddige ondishtu, fan haakidre candle off aagodilvenri
Ganda hendati daari hogtaa irtaare. aaga avara edurige ondu katte banditu.
Hendati: nimma nentaru kanri. namaskaara heli.
Ganda: namaskaara maava
Jailinalli idda santa jailor ge: chikka vayassinalli nammappana maatu keliddare, ivattu nanage ee gati bartiralilla.
Jailor: enu helidaru nimmappa?
Santa: arey nanage enu gottu, heliddanalla, avaru heliddu naanu kelalilla anta

Rama pakkadamane shyaamanige: shyama, mane khaali maadtaa iddeerante?
Shyama: haudu kano rama
Rama: naanu bahala dinadinda khaali maadabeku antidde.
Shyama: matte yaavaaga khaali maaduttee rama
Rama: neenu maadtaa iddiyalla, inyaake naanu khaali maadodu bidu

conductor: yar hattira chillare ilvo
kelage iliri
ajji: 10Rupaati chillare kodappa
cond:chillare illa ajji
Ajji: magne modalu neen bus inda kelage ili

Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu
Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?
Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..

Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!

sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-

Huchcha: Ni Americana..?
Guy: Illa, Naanu chinese..
Huchcha: Sullu.Nee Americane.
Guy(angrly): Howdhu naa Americane
Huchcha: Mathe nodok olle chinese tara idiya..?

Sir: Eaga yenmadtha Idiya?
Old Student: MBS Sir
Sir: oh my god! Master of Business Administration alva?
Student: all sir “MYSORALI BONDA ANGADI”

PAAPU police station munde nintu recess(huchay) madta edda….?
POLICE:-elella recess(huchay) madbardu hidkodu hogtivi
PAPU:-hidkondu hogi sir sumne weast agta ede…

3 frends uta madtidru
Bill ayitu 75 Rs
3 jana
25,25,25 Rs
Waiter ge kotru
Manager 5 Rs concesion kotta
Waiter 2 Rs etkonda matte
3 janakku 1,1,1 Rs wapas kotta
Hagadre vabborige 24 24 amount adage
So 24+24+24=72+waiter’ 2=74.
Hagadre inna 1 Rs yalloitu.?
Answer madi its challenge? for u idkenu answer heli please

Sardar1: chhe current hoythu..
Sardar2: fan thiruguthide..?
Sardar1: mellage helu fanige gothila…

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