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Ias Funny Jokes

Ek baar ek aadmi IAS interview k liye gya..
Interviewer:”Hmare desh ko ajadi kab mili ??
Man:”koshishe bahut pehle shuru ho gyi the par safalta 1947 me mili..
Interviewer:”azadi k ladai me kaun kaun involve tha ??
Man:”waese to kayi log involve the.. agar kisi ek ka naam lunga to baki ke sath nainsafi hogi..
Inteviewer:”bhrastachar india k main enemy hai ??
Man:”ek commitee is bare me research kar rahi hai.. jaese wo report degi mai jawab de dunga aapko..
sab bahut impress huye and uss aadmi se bahar baithne ko kaha aur ye bhi kaha k kisi ko questions na btaye kyuk sab se wohi ques puche jayenge..
Bahar santa baitha hota hai wo uss aadmi se ques puchta hai to wo mana kar deta hai batane se..
to santa kehta hai:”achha to answers hi bata do..
aadmi sochta hai ques batane se mana kiya gya tha..
answer to bata hi skta hu..
wo sare answers bata deta hai..
Agli bari santa k hoti h.. wo andar jata hai..
Interviewers:”tum kab paida huye..???
Santa:”koshishe bahut pehle se shuru kar di thi par safalta 1947 me mili..
Interviewers:”tmhare pita ka naam kya hai ??
Santa:”iss kaam me kayi log involve the agar kisi ek ka naam liya to baki logo k sath nainsafi hogi..
Sab shock ho jate hai..
Interviewers:”tum pagal ho ??
Santa:”ek committee is bare me research kar rahi hai.. jaese wo apni reports degi mai aapko jawab de dunga..

An IAS pass bachelor boy went with his family to see a girl for marriage proposal. In front of everybody, the boy asked the girl what is your qualification.
The girl replied “TF IAS”.
Having not understood what it meant, the boy kept silent because he was worried if he asked what is the meaning of “TF IAS” and if she replied that you don’t even know that much despite being IAS, it will be a big shame in front of everyone.
the two get married and immediately after marriage, when both were alone, the first thing he asks her is what is the meaning of TF IAS.
And the girl replies TF IAS means Tenth Fail In All Subjects.

Ek sardar IAS Ke written exam me to pas ho jata tha par hamesha interview me fail ho jata tha.
Pesh hai uske Interview ki ek jhalak –
Interviewer -Tipu sultan ki mrityu kis ladai ke dauran huyi ?
Sardar – Uski akhiri ladai ke dauran !
Interviewer – Ap acidity kaise rokengen ?
Sardar – Acid peena band kar dengen !
Interviewer – Talak ki mukhya wajah kya hai ?
Sardar – Shadi !
Interviewer -Ganga Nadi Kis state’s me bahti hai ?
Sardar – Only Liquid !
Interviewer – Mahatma Gandhi kab paida huye ?
Sardar – Apne janamdin ke din !
Interviewer – Ap 6 admiyon ke beech 8 aam kaise bantenge ?
Sardar – Uska shake bana ke baant dengen ji !

लड़की देखने का
कार्यक्रम तय हुआ। लड़के वाले बहुत सीधे लोग थे।
लड़का — आपकी शिक्षा ?
लड़की — MF. I.A.S.
लड़के ने आगे डिग्री की detail यह सोचकर नहीं पूछी कि , कहीं लड़की उसे अशिक्षित ना समझे !!
बाद में वे लोग चले आये । और शादी भी हो गई।
शादी के बाद लड़के ने लड़की से पूछा कि ये
MF, IAS , क्या होता है
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उसने बताया ……..
Matric Fail In All Subjects .
लड़का 4 दिन से बेहोश है

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