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Share kro jisse aap baat krte ho or jisse nhi krte…

Hyderabadi Funny Jokes

अब्दुल हैदराबादी..
अम्मी मैं KBC से बोल रिया हूँ। अब्बा का नाम क्या रे?
आप्शन है…. सलमान, सुलेमान, सलीम, रहमान
अम्मी– सवाल कित्ते का रे?
अब्दुल– 5000 अम्मी– quit करके घर कु आजा।
5000 के वास्ते मुहल्ले में झगड़ा नक्को।

Me : Apki pic send karo na ji 🙂
She : Kaiku kya karna hai??
Me : Chote Bacche ku daraake sulana hai
‪‎Blocked‬

They opened a starbucks in hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya hona.
Customer: latte ?
Waiter: Hau latoon. Ab kya hona bolo.
Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino
Waiter: Kaiku doosro ke cuppa Chinu, andar bahot cuppa hai
Customer: Mocca?
Waiter: Mauka sab Ku hona life me ek baar. Ab kya hona bolo.
Starbucks closed !

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!

Salim Feku: Hamare Bawa itte lambe hai ki Khade Khade chalte Fan ku rok dete
Jahangir: Hamare Bawa bhi lambe ich hai, lekin aise Haule Kaama nai karte….
Salim Feku : My dad is so tall that he would stop a moving fan with his hand
Jahangir: Even my dad is tall but he didnt do such nonsense stuff

Hyderabadi Joke: Hyderabadi customer goes to a bank to deposit cheque
Hyderabadi Customer:- Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai… Kab Tak Clear Karte…??
Banker:- 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata.
Customer:- Dono Bankan toh Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku…
Banker:- Mian, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta,, Misaal ke Tor Pe,
Agar Aap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhaathe… Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte…
Customer:- Aise khatarnak misal nako de re baba, mein samaj gaya.

क हैदराबादी परिवार में बेटा स्कूल से रोता हुआ घर आया.
मां : काईकू रोरा ?
बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू
मां : काईकू मारी चुडैल तेरेकू ?
बेटा : मैं मुर्गी बोला उसकू
मां : अरे काईकू ऐसा बोला रे ?
बेटा : काईकू बोले तो ? हर पेपर में आंडा देरी मेरेकू

Ek Hyderabadi damaad apne sasuraal Lucknow gaya…
Uske kaan pehle hi Lucknow ki tehzeeb aur tameez ke baare mein sun-sun kar pak gaye thy…
Tabhi saas aayi aur pucha “Shabbir Miyaan!!! Zara yeh bataane ki takleef farmaye, ki aaj dastarkhaan ke vaste kya baigan sharif pakaa lu, yaa aap hazrat aalu nosh farmayenge, yaa fir bhindi mohtarma par nigaahe shauk dena pasand karenge ???
Hyderabadi damaad bola, ‘ Ammi-jaan mai toh gunehgaar napaak banda hu… Aisi paakeza cheezon ke kaabil huich nai… Aap koi begairat sa murga Jis k saath chichori khatti dal hi paka lo mere liye.

Teacher: Ismail Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri inay?
Jahangir: Pani kay jawar ka naam bolo katay
Ismail Bhai : Fisha rhaitay madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad inay?
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki ammi, abba, akka, anna… sauntelay baya bahena b rehtay yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri

Salim Feku: Hamare Bawa itte lambe hai ki Khade Khade chalte Fan ku rok dete
Jahangir: Hamare Bawa bhi lambe ich hai, lekin aise Haule Kaama nai karte….
Salim Feku : My dad is so tall that he would stop a moving fan with his hand
Jahangir: Even my dad is tall but he didnt do such nonsense stu

Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino? (Jahangir, what is she saying?)
Jahangir: Pani mein kya rahta poochri. (she is asking what lives in water)
Ismail Bhai : Fish madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino? (What does she want now?)
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna… yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri (Doesnt she know this too, the fish’s mom, dad….)

Hyderabadi Wife : Aji suniye zara wo almari pe se dabba nikal ke dijiye, mera haath chota hai utni upar nai puhunchra.
Hyderabadi Husband: Zaban se try karo lambi hai na.
Husband in hospital….

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