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Husband Wife funny jokes In Urdu

Shohar ne chewingum khareed kar biwi ko khane ke liye di.
Biwi: Ap ne apne liye kyun nhi li???
Shohar: Main to wese bi khamosh reh skta hu.

Shohar ne biwi se kaha: “ye kya….tum phir ek dupatta le aye? abhi parson hi to……!”
“Kya…….parson kya, bolo…….” biwi chilla kar boli.
“Kuch nahi! ma to keh rha tha ke parson to tum ek hi dupatta laye thi, aaj do khareed leti.” Shohar ne aajzi se kaha

Shohar: Jaan! socha call kar lun. tum muje yaad kar rhi ho gi.
Biwi: or jo subha larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Shohar: Oh! fitey mu, ghar da number mil gya.

Gussey ka aana mard hone ki nishani ha
Or ghussy ko pee jana
Shadi shuda mard hone ki nishani ha.

Shohar: Tumhari ammi ki mazaaq karne ki aadat nhi gai.
Biwi: Kya keh diya ami ne?
Shohar: Aaj muj se puch rhi thi, meri beti se shadi kar ke khush to ho na???

Biwi: “is saal rozey rakho ge?”
Khawand: “nahi.”
Biwi: “Namaz parho ge?”
Khawand: “Mushkil ha.”
Biwi: “Aftaari karo ge?”
Khawand: “Zaahir ha. kya ab bilkul hi kafir ho jaun.”

Biwi: Shadi se pehle ma pepsi ki bottle ki tarah smart thi.
Shohar: Jal kar bola! tum to ab bi pepsi ki bottle ki tarah hi ho.
Biwi: Khush hotey huwe! wo kese?
Shohar: Pehle tum regular bottle ki tarah thi or ab jambo size.

Shadi shuda doston ke liye ek khoobsurat baat
Biwi agar gusa karne lage to us ko sirf itna keh do: “Bhurapey ma to gusa aa hi jata ha.”
Aainda gusa karne se pehle ek baar soche gi zaroor.

Shohar biwi ko angrezi sikha raha tha.
Biwi dupehar ma: Dinner le lo je.
Shohar: Jahil, ye dinner nahi lunch ha.
Biwi: Jahil ho ge tum, ye raat ka bacha hua khana ha.

Aqalmand aadmi jab ki khaas or eham faisla karta ha to bohat sochta ha,
dil-o-dimagh ki sunta ha, haalaat ko parakhta ha, daleed lo zer-e-ghor lata ha,
masbat or manfi pehloo ka jaiza leta ha, apne waldain or behan bhaiyon se raaye leta or
akhir ma karta wohi ha jo us ki………………..biwi kehti ha.!!

Shohar biwi se phone per: “Aaj kya pakaya ha?”
Biwi gusey se: “Zehar”
Shohar: “Tum kha kar so jana, main aaj der se ghar aaun ga.

Pehla aadmi: “Ya Allah muje chipkali bana de.
Doosra aadmi: “Tum ye dua kyun kar rahe ho?”
Pehla aadmi: “Kyun ke meri biwi chipkali ke siwa kisi se nahi darti.”

Shohar: Jaan! socha call kar lun. tum muje yaad kar rhi ho gi.
Biwi: or jo subha larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Shohar: Oh! fitey mu, ghar da number mil gya.

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