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Share kro jisse aap baat krte ho or jisse nhi krte…

How To Impress A Girl With Funny Jokes

1 medical student ne apni classmet ko, khoon se love-letter likh kar diya……….
aur kaha :- mujhe iska jawab jaroor dena
Ladki :- tumhara blood group B hai & calcium ki kami hai..

Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha ….
Girl : — impress hokar — kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de – .
Boy– I was thinking agar aap
meri mummy hoti to,
mai bhi kitna sundar hota

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..
Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi
C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha…
Engineer’s Girlfriend
Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna..

एक लड़का राह चलती लड़की को देख के बोला,
लड़का -क्या नाम है तुम्हारा?
लड़की – मैं क्यों बताऊँ?
मैं तुम्हें जानती भी नहीं,
लड़का – ठीक है मैं कौन सा तुझे
अपनी महँगी BMW Car में बैठा रहा हूँ,
लड़की – मुन्नी, B.A. सेकंड ईयर, सामने वाली गली
में चौथे नं. के मकान में रहती हूँ,
लड़का – ठीक है जब Car लूंगा,
तो बिठा लूंगा

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