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Harry Potter Funny Jokes

Q: What should you do if you have question about jail?
A: Azkaban

Q: Why did the Slytherins cross the road twice?
A: Because they are double-crossers.

Q: What kind of cereal do they have at Hogwarts?
A: Huffle Puffs.

Q: How much does candy cost in the Hogwarts cafeteria?
A: A Millicent Bulstrode

Q: Why isn’t Fluffy a good dancer?
A: Because he has two left feet.

Q: Where do you find Dumbledore’s Army?
A: Up his Sleevy

Q: What did Fluffy say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff Ruff!

Q: What type of markets does Fluffy avoid?
A: Flea markets.

Q: Who was the most giving faculty member at Hogwarts?
A: Charity Burbage

Q: What did Percy say when he wanted someone to clean the dirty swimming pool?
A: Penelope, Clearwater.

Q: What do auror’s say when they eat tasty food?
A: It’s Dawlish!

Q: What do Harry Potter and Charlie Brown have in common?
A: They’re both in love with the little red haired girl.

Q: How does Harry Potter get rid of a skin rash?
A: With quit-itch.

Q: How do you know if someone at Hogwarts is a pureblood?
A: Don’t worry they’ll let you know.

Q: What did the clown say to Harry Potter when he wouldn’t smile?
A: Why so Sirius?

Q: What did Ron Weasley say when Harry found his missing wand?
A: That’s wanderful!

Q: Why does Voldemort use Twitter instead of Facebook?
A: Because he only has followers, not friends

Q: Why didn’t the professors like having Fred and George Weasley at Hogwarts?
A: They never knew which witch was which.

Q. What happened to the sorcerer with an upside-down nose?
A. Every time he sneezed his hat blew off.

Q: What’s the first thing wizards do in the morning?
A: They wake up.

Q: What did the Golden Snitch say when Harry Potter was itchy?
A: Quidditching!

Q: How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?
A: With Dementos.

Q: What do you call a Potterhead on a horse?
A: Harry Trotter.

Q: What is Sasquatch’s favorite book?
A: Hairy Potter.

Q: How do Hogwarts students go on field trips?
A: They take the albus

Q: What do Hogwarts students do to pass the time?
A: Try to solve their Rubeus cubes.

Q: What do Ravenclaw’s wear on their feet?
A: Terry Boots.

Q: What’s the best thing to use to catch fish at Hogwarts pond?
A: A Griphook.

Q: What did Harry Potter wear when his hair fell out?
A: A Hedwig.

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