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Guaranteed Funny Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A Minnie van!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an antenna?
A Golden Receiver.

Where should a 600 pound gorilla go?
On a diet

What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!

What would happen if you threw yellow sneakers into the Red Sea?
They’d get wet.

Why did the photograph go to jail?
Because it was framed.

What would Bears become without Bees?
Ears.

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

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