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Good Morning Funny Jokes

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
GUD MORNING!!

Can U see me? no?
Turn around, can U see me now? no?
Turn again, now watch ur mobile?
I can see U using 3G
Good Day

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So have full dose of smile
&
enjoy the colours of life
All the Day GOOD DAY!

Hum uth gaye hain..
Jis jisko gud mrng kehna hai,
aakar keh lo..
Lekin dhakka-mukki mat karna,
Line se aana..
Darshan 11 baje tak honge!
Aur camera not allowed!
Gud mrng!

GØØD Morning! GØØD Morning!
The sun is up and shining bright.
Boy, I wish I was still in bed,
With my eyes closed tight!
Have a great day!

Most Happiest Moment:
Its when you wake up in half sleep,
look at the clock & find that you still have some more HOURS to sleep..
Good Morning

Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates
GM
Guess..
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai
Joke 4 Ur Good Morning Smile (Ö.•.Ö)
Hv Bright Day

Chahe ghussa karo,
Chahe galiyan do,
chahe sir pito,
Chahe mobile toro,
chahe ghar ka saman bikhair do
Hum tu isi time GOOD MORNING kahenge

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining
Bird ne di hai warning
k ho gayi hai Morning,
to Hum bhi bol de ab,
aap ko Good Morning!

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U GooD Morning.

All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
&
An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
() Good Morning ()

Hello, wake up,
Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING‘
wrapped with sincerity, tied with care
and sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi?

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
Good Morning

X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”
How is this idea of SMS Saving ? COOL NA…..

No Toothbrush No Tea
No Breakfast No Ssnnan
No God’s Pooja No
No
No
No
Sabse Pehle
Apun Ka SMS
Good Morning

birds are chillaying murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring peacock is naching
all are kahing to u ‘Good Morning’
&
u r still soying???

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