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Girl Boy Funny Jokes

एक लड़का लड़की फेसबुक पे chatting कर रहे थे,
लड़की – how are you?
लड़का – मैं ठीक हूँ ,
लड़की- अरे मैंने कहा how are you?
लड़का – अरे कहा तो मैं ठीक हूँ ,
लड़की – एक तो बिलकुल भी इंग्लिश नहीं आती और आ गया
facebook पे chatting करने ,
how are you का मतलब तुम कौन हो
लड़का – ठीक हूँ दीदी बस अपना छोटा भाई समझो

एक खूबसूरत लड़की ने पड़ोस में रहने वाले लड़के
को बुलाकर उससे बाजार से कुछ सामान मँगवाया ,
100 रुपये कम पड़ गए ,तो
लड़के ने अपने पास से दे दिए ,
लड़का आकर बोला 100 रुपये कम थे मैंने दे दिए ,
लड़की (शर्म से)- आप कितने अच्छे हो ,
I Love You ,,,
लड़का – ज्यादा नखरे मत ,
चल मेरी बहन 100 रुपये निकाल जल्दी

Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari
Smart Boy+Bevkuf ­- nari= paw bhari
Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari
Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari.

Solid Beizzati…..
Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai : Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? .
Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai To Ghar Me 500 Rs. Ka
Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga…. Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai ‘Bhootni’ Kahi Ki…

Girl:- main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul jao. . !
Boy:-. . . . . . . Na tere aane ki khushi, na tere jaane ka gham, dusri patayenge tu jaa behen aaj se tera qissa khatam..

Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya
guzri thi……………
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DOSTO-
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Jb us ne kaha k ………..
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tum mujse 2 saal chote ho, Didi bola kro……………………boy vs girl jokes

Girl ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe

Meri girlfriend boli: mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath…
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Me: chal jo hona tha ho gaya…
Ek iphone bhej dena wahan se…
Suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.

Boys vs Girls jokes……..very very funny sms in Hindi »
ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h.
jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h.
ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h.
jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.

Boy Ne Ek Girl Ko Chhed Diya…
Girl Boli: Kamine, Dum Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil…
Boy Sochne Laga:
Kamini, Dhamki Deke Gayi Ya Chance

Ek ladka ek ladki ko dekh ke bola:” waah, kya maal hai..
Ladki hansi aur boli:” maal to jhakkass hai..
Par hai to tere jija ka na kaminey…………………

Kya time aa gaya hai..
Boys ke liye film bani to
“Ek Tha Tiger”
Girls ka number aaya to “Ek thi daayan”

Girl’s TOP 3 Lines Meaning..

  1. I Miss You (Means:” Time Pass Nahi Ho Raha Hai.
    Tumhare Saath Hi Thoda Time Paas Kar Lu)
  2. I AM Single . (Means : Mera Past BF Bhikhari Ban Gaya.. Ab Tumhari Baari)
  3. Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi (Means : Aur 2, 3 BF Waiting Me The)………………….boy vs girl jokes in english

Boy Teasing A Girl : Ae Chalti Kya?
Girl : Kaha?
Boy : Wherever You Say…
Girl : Ok Lets Go Shopping . . . .
Boy : Kasam Se Didi Aapke Saath To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Gunaah Hai.

Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears cry.png
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Boys Express Their Feelings Wid sutta & Beers……………………boy vs girl jokes in english

» THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi karungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..

Girl take 100 pic in a day and delete 99.. Uploads the 1 which looks better and says…
“Aise hi baithi thi aur kisi ne le li”

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