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Geography Funny Jokes

A question from Jeopardy tonight about geography.
Alex: “Name this territory adjacent to the territory Nunavut.”
Me: “What is Alluvut?

A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.
“What is the capital of Germany?” she asks.
“Berlin,” says the boy.
“What is the capital of France?”
“Berlin.”
“What is the capital of Russia?”
“Berlin.”
“Good job, Adolf. You’ll do great on your test tomorrow.”

Prof to the student: Did you study geography?
Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.

A young boy was getting ready for a geography test he was going to take at school.
As he studied, he decided to ask his mother for help:
“Mom, will you help me revise for my geography test?”
“Sure honey, let’s see… what’s the capital of Germany?’
“Berlin!”
“Good job! What about the capital of France?”
“Berlin!”
“Way to go! What’s the capital of the US?”
“Berlin!”
“Good job, little Adolf!”

You wanna hear a geography joke?
Bob : “Hey Tom if you’re Hungary I’ll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich”
Tom : “Oman that was a bad joke”
Bob : “Yemen I know”
Tom : “You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes…”
Bob : “But Iraq at making jokes

Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.
Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.

Capital of Germany? Berlin
Capital of France? Berlin
Capital of Russia? Berlin
Capital of Poland? Berlin
Capital of USA? Tokyo
Capital of China? Tokyo
Hotel? Trivago
That’s my boy.

Geography class
Whats the capital of Germany?
Berlin teacher
Whats the capital of France?
Berlin again teacher
Whats the capital of Poland?
Still Berlin teacher
Adolf! If you keep this up you’ll fail geography!
We’ll see about that

Two blondes are in geography class together…
One asks the other
“Which is closer, London or the moon”
The other replies
“The moon, obviously, can you see London?”

As I passed by my son’s bedroom, I heard him praying
“God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany.”
“Son,” I said “Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?”
He looked at me and replied “Because that’s what I wrote in my geography test!”

Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle?
A: Ohio.

Q: What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
A: Juveniles.

Q: Why did the dot go to college?
A: To become a graduated symbol.

Q: What is the coldest country in the world?
A: Chile.

Q: Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?
A: Because they’re afraid of Wales.

Q: What is the most expensive city to visit in Spain?
A: Costa Fortune.

Q: In which California city can you find the best dancing?
A: San Frandisco.

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