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Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events?
A: The Wave

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Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.

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Q: Why is a physics book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems

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Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?
A: They make up everything

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Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it’s in the ground state

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Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
A: Quark, quark, quark!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a rock climber?
A: You can’t – a rock climber is a scalar!

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Q: Two cats are on a roof. Which one slides off first?
A: The one with the smaller mew!

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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMG!

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A lesbian in physics class was asked to define the term “vacuum” in class,
she answered, “A vacuum is an empty region of space where the Pope lives.”

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Q: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
A: “Gotta split!”

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What is a physicist’s favorite food?
Answer: Fission chips

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Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the paper.

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. Q: Why is electricity so dangerous?
A: Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself properly.

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Newtons 5th Law: “performance of the boys in the exams decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases”

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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, “Can I help you with your luggage?”
The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I’m traveling light!”

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Q: When was Heisenberg born?
A: Oh, that’s very uncertain.

Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.

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Q: What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
A: The moon

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Q: How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two… One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the universe.

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Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism

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Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.

Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom.

Q: According to a physicist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.

Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol.

Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom

Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.

Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.

Q: What is an astronomical unit?
A: One hell of a big apartment!

Q: When was Heisenberg born?
A: Oh, that’s very uncertain.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?”
The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”

Q: What did the Higgs Boson say when it was prevented from entering the church?
A: “How can you have mass without me?”

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A: To get to the same side!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a rock climber?
A: You can’t – a rock climber is a scalar!

Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom

Q: How would you skin Schroedinger’s cat?
A: Using an inverse furry transform.

Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: Mobius Dick.

Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)

Q: According to a physicist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.

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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.

Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: Mobius Dick.

Q: How do you call a one-sided nudie bar?
A: A Mobius strip club

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Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in very small garages?
Answer: Because they were quantum mechanics.

Q: What’s the difference between an auto mechanic and a quantum mechanic?
A: The quantum mechanic can get the car inside the garage without opening the door.

Anger is neither created nor conserved but only changed from one form to another.

Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?
A: They get Bohr’ed.

Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

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