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Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out “We got him!”

Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.

There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river… It was 3 feet deep on average.

There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river… It was 3 feet deep on average. Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z”.

A: “What is the integral of 1/cabin?”
B: “log cabin.”
A: “Nope, houseboat–you forgot the C.”

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One: she gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that has already been solved.

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house. They watch as two people go into the house, and then a little later, three people walk out.
The physicist says, “The initial measurement was incorrect.”
The biologist says, “They must have reproduced.”
And the mathematician says, “If exactly one person enters that house, it will be empty.”

The B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” The barman pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, “That’s all you’re giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?” The bartender says, “Come on guys. Know your limits.”

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, “Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?”

When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. “Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs at one plane is 1/1000000. So, I am much safer…”

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can’t cross a vector and a scalar.

I don’t get why you always have to find x in math equations
Guess I’ll never know y

Why can’t atheist solve exponential equations?
Because they don’t believe in a higher power.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations
F=ma

Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.

Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A: He’ll work for pi.

Q: Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

Q: What do you call friends who love math?
A: algebros

Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral.