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Funny Health Jokes

What do you get if you drop a bag of Maltesers at a Weight Watchers meeting?
A real life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I was standing in the bus queue the other day behind a pregnant lady.
Trying to appear friendly, I asked her, “When are you due?”
It was then that I realised that she wasn’t pregnant, just really fat, but luckily I managed to cover my tracks by adding, “…for another snack?”

I have a friend who is always being taunted because he is fat.
I asked him how he doesn’t get upset by all the nasty remarks, and he said he takes it on the chin.
I wonder which chin he takes it on?

Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:
“Doctor, what’s the problem with me?
When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts…
When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts…
When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts…
When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!”
The Doctor replies: “Your finger is broken.”

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

कचौड़ी मसालेदार..
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समोसा..
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ब्रेड पकौड़ा..
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दिन में 10-15 चाय
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चाट
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फुल्की
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आलू पेटिस
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पकौड़े
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छोले भटूरे..
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और सारी मसालेदार चीजें..
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आ गया न मुंह में पानी……..इन्हें खूब खांए और एसिडिटी बढ़ाएं…!!!
आप क्या समझे थे एसिडिटी से बचने के नुस्खे…….!!!
वैसे बचने का नुस्खा भी यहीं छुपा है……
बस जरूरत है दिमाग लगाने की………..!!

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