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Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office?
A: It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford’s user’s manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: Why does the new Ford Escape parallel park itself?
A: Because white trash can only trailer park!
Q: Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
A: Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home.
Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
A: A Fjord Escort.
Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office?
It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.
What’s on pages 4 and 5 of the Ford user’s manual?
The train & bus schedules.
What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?
You can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
What does GT-P stand for on a Ford?
Glued together properly.
Why did Ford put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
To keep the owner’s hands warm when they’re pushing the truck into the shop.
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home.
Did you know that Ford has a new magnetized bumper?
They needed something to pick up the parts that fell off along the way.
Why do the new Ford Explorers have larger bumpers?
To make it easier on the tow trucks.