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Flamingo Funny Jokes

Q: What soccer position do pink birds play?
A: Flamingoalie.

Q: Why are flamingos such good patients?
A: They’re used to wading.

Q: What’s the opposite of a flamingo?
A: A flamin-stop.

Q: What do birds do for fun on weekends?
A: Play fla-bingo.

Q: Why did the crocodile cross the road?
A: To eat the flamingo.

Q: What does a flamingo chick become after she’s 10 days old?
A: 11 days old.

Q: What language do pink birds speak?
A: Fla-lingo.

Q: What do you get when you cross a flamingo with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer. (flamingos lay eggs)

Q: What can you do for a hurt flamingo?
A: Give it medical tweetment

Q: Which one of the Beatles was really a bird?
A: Flamingo Starr.

Q: Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall if it lifted up both legs.

Q: What was the flamingo doing on Saturday?
A: He was just Chilean out. (There are Chilean flamingos)

Q: What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: What spicy, pink breakfast cereal do birds eat?
A: Flaming O’s

Q: Why did the flamingo cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the flamingo cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: How do flamingos surf the internet?
A: With their webbed feet.

Q: What looks like half a flamingo?
A: The other half.

Q: How do pink birds find friends?
A: They fla-mingle.

Q: What do flamingos like to do at fun parks?
A: Ride the flamingo-carts.

Q: Why did the flamingo go to the salad bar?
A: For the shrimp!

Q: How are flamingo like ants?
A: They both live in colonies.

Q: How did the flamingo avoid the bird catcher?
A: It stood still on a lawn with a plastic flamingo!

Q: Which Australian bird is pink?
A: The Fla-dingo.

Q: Why did the young flamingos get in trouble?
A: Their father finally put his foot down.

Q: Why did the flamingo need a bandaid?
A: It hurt it’s pinky.

Q: Why did one flamingo get the starting job over the other?
A: He was the greater flamingo. (Greater Flamingo is a type of flamingo)

Q: Why couldn’t the zoo keep the flamingo?
A: It was James’s flamingo. (James’s flamingo is a type of flamingo)

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