Fish Funny Jokes

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Fish Funny Jokes

After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
“About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?”
“Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”

Two goldfish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says “It’s a bit wet in here”
The other says “Wow! A talking fish!”

Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a riverbed!

Q: Why are fish so gullible?
A: They always fall for the hook, line, and sinker!

Q: Where do fish come from?
A: Finland!

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!

Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!

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