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Why did the skeleton go to the Chinese restaurant?
To get some spare ribs
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
Why didn’t the shark eat the clown?
Because he tasted funny
What do you call a man with one foot in the door?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Why do cars smell?
Because they are full of gas
What lets you walk through walls?
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A pork chop
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food
What do you do when you get eaten by a monster?
Run around until you’re all pooped out
What do call a man who doesn’t sink?
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with
David’s father has 3 sons, Snap Crackle and ………?
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
What do you call a fairy who doesn’t like baths?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
Why did Tigger have his head down the toilet?
He was looking for pooh
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What kind of cake do mice like?
Why didn’t the clam share its pearls?
Because it was shellfish
What animal drops from the sky?
A rain deer
What did one volcano say to other?
I lava you
How do you know if there is an elephant in your bed?
Because he has ‘E’ on his pyjamas
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it man
What did the rug say to the carpet?
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