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Father’s Day Funny Jokes

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Father’s Day Jokes,I collected some new Father’s Day Funny Jokes so read it and share it with other friends…

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Dear Dad,
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Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I know astronomy, economics and oceanography are enough to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do not forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task, and you can never study enough.
Love, Dad

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

“Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
“But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
“Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, “Daddy, you’re the boss, aren’t you?” Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued “That’s because Mummy put you in charge, right?”

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Gaana bhala na aata ho, par mere liye wo gaate h,
Kbi khilone kbi mithai, to kbi ice-cream dilate h,
Kbi jidd m karta hu to thappad b mje lagate h,
Sab se pehle dost wo mere, sab se pehle saathi..!!
Wish You Happy Fathers Day

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Khushiyo se bhara har pal hota h,
Zindagi m sunhera har kal hota h,
Milti h kamyabi unko,
Jinke sar par pita ka haath hota h.
Happy Father’s Day Dear Papa!

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Jisney mera jeevan sawaara woh rahat ho tum
Sapno mein jiskaa chehra dikhaa woh chahat ho tum,
Basi hai jo mere man mandir mein woh soorat ho tum,
Puja hai jisko maine shaam sawere woh moorat ho tum
Happy Father’s Day Dear Dad!

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Pita ka rutba sab se ooncha
Rab ke roop samaan hai
Pita ki ungli thaam ke chal toh
Rastaa bhi aasaan hai
Pita ka saaya sar pe ho toh
Kadmon mein aakaash hai
Pita hai poonji, Kho jaaye toh
Phir kya tere paas hain

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Ya rabb mere pita ko lazawaal rakhna,
Main rahun na rahun mere pita ka khayal rakhna,
Meri Khushiyan bhi le le, meri saansein bhi le le,
Mgr mere pita k gird sada khushiyon ka jaal rkhna.

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Mujhe mohabbat hain,
Apne hath ki sab ungliyoon se,
Na jaane kis ungli ko pakad ke,
Pita ne chalna sikhaya hoga.
I Love you papa!

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Dare naa, ruke naa, jhuke naa,
Woh mere pita woh mere pita,
Bhula de khud ko, mita de khud ko,
Woh mere pita woh mere pita
Happy Fathers Day you papa!

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Papa mujhe bhool na jana,
Galtiyaan meri, dil pe mat lana,
Bhool ho jati hai mujh nadaan se,
Apni beti ko hamesha gale lagaana!
Happy Fathers Day Dad

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

Tanhayi mein jab beete lamho ki yaad aati hai,
Kya kahe jism se jaan chali jaati hain,
Yun toh PAPA bahut door chale gaye hum se
Pr aankhe band kare to surat unki nazar aati h
I Miss You So Much Papa

Father's Day Funny  Jokes

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