Evening Funny Jokes,Hi friends,I collected some new Evening Funny Jokes and read it and share it with other friends….
“Good evening,” they say when he answers. “We just found a man dead in the park and we came around here because we thought it might be you.”
“How big was he?” asks the local man.
“He was about your size.”
“Was he wearing a pair of jeans?”
“Yes, he was.”
“Did he have a blue shirt on?”
“No, he didn’t,” say the policemen.
“Well,” says the man, “Then it wasn’t me.”
…who are all getting ready for dates that evening.
The doorbell rings and the first date is there.
“Hi there, sir. I’m Larry, I’m here for Mary. Gonna take her for ice cream topped with a cherry”
The farmer let’s them go. The second date comes.
“Good evening, sir. My name’s Freddy. I’m here for Betty. I’m gonna take her dancing and to get some spaghetti”
The farmer let’s them go on their date as well.
Finally, the third date shows up.
“Hey, what’s up? My name’s Chuck-“
The farmer shoots him dead before he can finish.
“Being happy doesn’t mean everything’s perfect..
It just means
we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections”.
Craig Hugs.. Good evening…:-)
That all for the day
See you tomorrow
hope you all enjoyed a lot
have a nice day
Worries are like Moon. one day will increase, one day will decrease, other day may not be seen. So Don’t Worry for Anything. Always Be cool. Good evening …:-)
A true sentence from a real friend..
‘All the persons are not my friends.
my friend is not just like all other persons…. Good evening !!
TRUE FACT: NOBEL PRIZE is not given for Maths BECAUSE,
ALFRED Noble’s wife ran away with a Maths PROFESSOR…
🙂 Funny but Fact !! Good evening !!
An Arabian proverb:-
A true well Friend is “”ONE who talks about your weakness in front of U, &&& Talks about ur strength in front of others””…. Good evening 🙂
Friendship is not having a gang of people around U…
It is best to have one heart which is true,..
Thinking of U
Always cares for U… Good evening !!
�A lovely friendship should have the determination of mirror which never loses its ability to reflect even it is broken into thousand pieces�. Good evening
Fact of life –
“Poor man runs 4his daily food, While a Rich man runs 2digest his daily food”..
What a world…. ! Good evening… !!
A nice quote n the fact.. “closest relationship in the world have fought more battle than the enemies”
So keep fighting with loved one.. Good evening. .
Cute Lines :-
Tears can b Trusted more than Smile because you can easily Smile at anybody but cant Cry without True Feelings….. 🙂 G��d evening !!
Life can be happier & strestless if we remember one simple thought:
“We can’t have all that we desire, but God will give us all that we deserve”.