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Bap: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay?
Beta: Mmm… main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai. …

Rohan & Mohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Rohan: Mohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!

Rubel apni lover se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye rannaghar pe chali gayi.
Lover ke mobile sofa pe dekh kar Rubel ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweety ya jaanu!
Jab usne misscall di to screen pe likh raha tha “Murga No.5? Calling!!!”

Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.

English to Hindi funny jokes

Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Liton: Ha ha ha!
Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!

Bap:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Beta:Thank God I was born after that .Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata .

Pappu: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mujhe kapre lena hen kya karun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pappu: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai

Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?
Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati hai!

Sabu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 10 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der bad toilet mein pet pakar ke ro raha tha or bhagwan se request kar raha ki,
“He Bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!

Pappu bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho?”
Pappu: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab sale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

English to Hindi funny jokes

Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Manik: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Manik: Wo ek Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Liton to Rubel: Agar tum batao ki is thole ke andar kya hai, toh saare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to wo murgi bhi tumari.
Rubel: Liton ji, koi hints toh do na plz?

Labon se pucha: Aakkal bari ya Bhains?
Srabon confused ho gaya & then after sometime replied: Tu mujhko ullu samjte ho kya? Janamdin to bataya hi nahi. …!!!

Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

Pappu & Chandni ek restaurant pe:
Pappu: Maine last bar puch raha hoon, tum mujhse shadi karogi?
Chandni: Nahi!
Pappu: Soch lo!
Chandni: Keh diya na nahi,
Pappu: Waiter bill alag alag lana

Meri Kam Ke Bahadur Jwano Utho,Kab Tak Tumlok bethe Raho Ho?
Kam Par Ye Wakt bahot bhari Hai,Utho Jaldi Karo,
Jootey Chapal Sab Chorr Do
TUFAN STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hey

Sarkari school ke Bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar lay ja rahay tha..
Path mein ek Bujurg ny kaha: Baccho!
Ladkay ko chor do ye khud school chala jaye ga..
Bachay jor se bole:
Babu ji ye shagird nahi, hamara ustad he,
roz school se bhaag jata hai”

Pappu: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna!
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater, “Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket jo liya hai.”

Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li..
Sohan : Woh kaisey?
Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya. Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari.

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya….
Kamine
poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai
audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai….
Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai
audience : wah wah…
Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai………

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home.
Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me.
Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga.
Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee.
Boy:aap kaun?
Girl:mai bittu. aur aap?
Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.

1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.
Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha
Hai?
Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,
Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi
Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun…
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“Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!”

kapil Ji ne Court mein 3 talaaq par jo daleel di hai
Us se naraz hokar bete ne raat ko unake kamare ka A.C. hatava diya aur unake haathon mein pankha diya.
Mobile chhinkar haath mein kabootar pakadaaya, kaha- “saikadon saal puraani parampara hai”

Bhongasing ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
Bhongasing: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: “Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.

Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
‘doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?’
Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj hun!!!!

Santa : matlbi dost se bach kar raho.
Banta : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..

husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!

tichar – is sentense ko
english mein translatai karo ,,
“basant ne mujhe mukka maara ”
bachcha – basant panchami

Christmas Aate Hi
Sabhi Logo Me Ek Hi
Khushi Chayi Rahti Hai,
“Santa Aayega, Santa Aayega”
Lekin Aandar Se Man Se Man Me Khud Se Bol Rahe Hote Hain –

English to Hindi funny jokes

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