Elf On The Shelf Funny Jokes! Hello friends, I have collected some new Elf On The Shelf Funny Jokes. So check it and share it with your lovely friends.
Q: What was the name of the girl elf on the shelf?
A: Miss Chievous.
Q: Where did the elf go to school?
A: He was elf-taught.
Q: Why is the elf on the shelf’s favorite school subject?
A: Spilling.
Q: What did the elf on the shelf dress up as for Halloween?
A: Prankenstein.
Q: What did the elf say when he won the lottery?
A: Christmas be my lucky day.
Q: How do you make an elf fast?
A: You don’t feed it
Q: What did the cat say to the elf on the shelf?
A: Meow
Q: Why does the elf on the shelf do such silly things?
A: Because he can!
Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. An elf with a sunburn.
Q: What was the elf on the shelf’s favorite Olympic event?
A: North Pole-vault
Q: What is michievous and visits the homes of youngsters living in the ocean?
A: The elf on the shelfish.
Q: What does the elf on the shelf use to write with on the blackboard?
A: Chalk-olate.
Q: How did the elf get to the top floor of Santa’s workshop?
A: He used the elfator.
Q: How did Santa describe the elf who refused to take a bath?
A: He’s elfully smelly.
Q: What brand of cookies does the elf on the shelf like most?
A: Keebler (made by elves with elfin magic)
Q: Why was the elf so cold on Christmas day?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.
Q: Why does the elf on the shelf want to sneak into your school?
A: To hear the ringing of the bells.
Q: How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders.
Q: What did Santa call the greedy elf?
A: Elfish
Q: What kind of music did the elf like most?
A: Wrap music.
Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburned elf.
Q: What kind of bread did the elf make sandwiches with?
A: Shortbread.
Q: Why doesn’t the elf on the shelf get in any trouble for the mischievous things he does?
A: Santa’s too busy watching all the little boys and girls to see it.
Q: What did the elf write in Christmas cards?
A: Hope you have a Fairy Merry Christmas.
Q: What was the elf’s favorite sport?
A: Miniature golf.
Q: What kind of money did the elf on the shelf use?
A: Jingle bills.
Q: Why didn’t Santa’s helper think he could make good toys?
A: He had low elf esteem.
Q: How long was the elf’s legs?
A: Long enough to reach the ground.
Q: What do elves like to eat for lunch?
A: Sandwich wraps.
Q: What was the elf allergic to?
A: Sh-ELF-ish
Q: What did the elf say to do on the computer so see Santa’s toy request list?
A: First, YULE LOGon.
Q: What was the elf’s favorite book?
A: Stuart Little.
Q: Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did the elf like Dolls?
A: He could share the clothes.
Q: What did the elf play during the summer?
A: Little League baseball.
Q: What was the elf’s summer job?
A: Short order cook.
Q: What’s the first thing an elf learns in school?
A: The elfabet.
Q: What is big, green and carries a trunk?
A: An Elfant.
Q: Who sang “Blue Christmas” on a toy guitar?
A: Elfis.
Q: What did the doctor give the elf on the shelf after he hurt his leg?
A: A Candy Cane.
Q: What was the elf’s favorite desert?
A: Short Cake.
Q: Who lives at the North Pole, builds toys and rides in a pumpkin?
A: Cinder-ELF-a.
Q: What do you call a rich elf?
A: Welfy.
Q: What was the elf’s reply to the person who said they had Grandma for Christmas dinner?
A: Yuk – We had turkey.
Q: If there was one elf and another 11 elves joined him, what would the last elf be?
A: The twelf.
Q: What did the elf say when he came across another elf while on vacation?
A: Small world, isn’t it?
Q: What was the elf good at running?
A: Small businesses.
Q: What did they call the elf who told zany jokes?
A: A Christmas Card.
Q: What did the elf sing to Santa on cold winter nights?
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Q: Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.
Q: What did Santa say to the elf who said he made the worst toys?
A: Don’t be little yourself.
Q: Why did the elf make such a good house guest?
A: He would only stay for a short tme.
Q: Why was the elf so quick to anger?
A: He had a short fuse.
Q: If baseball players get athlete’s foot, what did the elf get?
A: Mistle-toe.
Q: Why didn’t the elf read long books?
A: He liked short stories more.
Q: Why didn’t the elf want to share his toys?
A: He was too selfish.
Q: What was the elf’s favorite food?
A: Shrimp.
Q: Why did the elf ask the turkey to join the band?
A: Because it had the drum sticks.
Q: Where did Santa find the elf?
A: On the shelf.
Q: Why did the elf do so poorly in school?
A: He had a short attention span.
Q: What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle smells.
Q: Why didn’t the elf invite the snowman for breakfast?
A: Because he would eat all the ice crispies.
Q: What did the elf get when he crosses an apple and a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple
Q: Why did the elf like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping.
Q: What do fish call Elf shenanigans leading up to Christmas?
A: Elf on the Shelfish.