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Ek Villain Funny Jokes! Hi friends, I have collected some new Ek Villain Funny Jokes. So check the latest Ek Villain Funny Jokes and share it with your lovely friends. So be happy and keep smiling.

Ek Villain Funny Jokes

4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:

  1. Wife’s Smile
  2. Wife’s Tear
  3. Wife’s Looks
    And the most dangerous,
  4. Wife’s Missed Call.!

मेवालाल (पत्नी से) : मैंने कल सपने में देखा कि हम एक समंदर में हैं। तभी एक तूफान आया और मैं समंदर में गिर गया।
पत्नी : फिर?
मेवालाल : फिर तुम मुझे बचा लेती हो और कहती हो कि सात जन्मों तक तुम्हारा साथ निभाऊंगी।
पत्नी (खुश होते हुए) : फिर?
मेवालाल : यह सुनते ही मैं फिर समंदर में कूद गया।

Mohabbat ho jaye ya machchar kaate Anjaam ek hi hota hai;
Kya?
raat ko neend nahin aati.

Budhi Mahila: Yamraj Ji, Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Bidhiya dimag mat chaat, March mein closing thi, Target poora karna tha.

Police (chor se): Waada karo aage se jeb nahin katoge
Chor bola, “Main wadaa karta hoon, Ab aage se nahin peechhe se jeb katunga”

Doctor Mareej se bola, “Agar tum meri dawa se theek ho gaye to mujhe kya inaam doge?”
Mareej: Main kabra khodta hoon, Aapki kabra free mein khod dunga!

Mahila Doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar Aurato ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji aap ne hi likha hai, “Aurato ko dekhne ka samay subah 9 baje se 11 baje tak!”

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Ki Har SMS bhejne se pehle
Service center wale khud Call karke puchhein,
Kya aap sach mein ise bhejna chahte hain? Ya SENDING Fail kar dun?

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