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Eid-Ul-Fitr Funny Jokes

Eid-Ul-Fitr Funny Jokes

“Eid-ul-Fitar ki Namaz k Waqt Molvi Pathan Se:”Khan Saab Fitrana ada nhi krna?”Pathan: Oye Khocha, Hum ne to Fitrana Aur Zakat 14 August pr he De diya tha”

“1Christian ne Eid-ul-Fitr Josh-o-jazbe Se Manayi,1Hindu ne Eid-ul-Azha Pr Bakra Qurban kiya,1Yahudi ne Ramzan k roze rakhe Kya Aapne kabhi Aisa Suna? nhi na? To Ye kya H? Musalmano ne Valentine Day manaya. New Year mnaya. April Fool mnaya. Kitne Sharm ki baat Hay agar hum Musalaman hokar Ye sb manate Hay”

“Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat: Major Rohail: Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna? Pathan: Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana Ur zakat 14 August pr he Dedya tha.”

“1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila Jis Par Likha Tha, “Eid Mubarak” PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola,, Khair Mubarak.(eid ul fitr jokes)”

“Don’t open it for atleast 5 more day,
Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !”

“1 Pathan Eid ki Namaz parh raha tha
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke, hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

“Girl: Where is my Eid gift?Boy: road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?Girl: Khushi se !wowww!
Boy: Same colour ki PONi laya hun apni Shehzadi k liye”

“Pakistani Boy :Smajh nai arha Eid ki khushi ziada hai ya…..??
3 din light na jaane ki.(eid ul fitr jokes)”

“3 Pathan Eid wale din film “Sholay” daikhny gaye,
Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna,
Pathan khary hokar boly: Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega”

“Pathan K Paas Eid ke din 1 Mehman Aaya.
Pathan Bola: ”O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega”.
Mehman:wo Kese?
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.”

“1 Pathan Eid wale din Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata”

EID MUBARAK ho Apko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile apko,
But, Jb EIDI mile apko to Please….
Ap Yaad krna Sirf Hmko!!!

May Allah flööd Ÿour life with ßliss on this öccasion,
Ÿöur heart with löve, Ÿour söul with spiritual,
Ÿöur mind with wisdöm, wishing Ÿou a very Happy Eid.

May thi Eid bring more Fun; Eid bring more cheer, Eid bring God’s endless blessings, Eid brings more love, Eid Mubarak!

SuneHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi hR bAaT k BaAd, uSi tRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL
“.*.*haPPY eID mUBArak*.*.”

I wish u ALL a very happy & peaceful Eid. May Allah accept ur gud deeds, forgive ur transgressions & ease d suffering of all ppls around d globe.
Eid Mubarik

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