Q: Why was the Pharoah boastful?
A: Because he Sphinx he’s the best.
Q: What is the most important day in Egypt?
A: Mummy’s Day.
Q: How can you tell if King Tut’s mummy has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep, loud coffin.
Q: What kind of makeup do Egyptian mummies wear?
Q: What kind of roads do mummies in Egypt like living on?
A: Dead Ends.
Q: What did King Tutankhamun say when he had a nightmare?
A: I want my mummy.
Q: What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch?
A: He couldn’t spell.
Q: Which mummy lives in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor.
Q: What do you call an Egyptian doctor?
A: A Cairo-practor.
Q: What did the Pharoah’s secretary say when people called on the phone?
A: The King can’t speak now, he’s wrapped up at the moment.
Q: What kind of music do mummies like most?
A: Wrap music.
Q: How do Egyptians back their products?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed you get your mummy back.
Q: How did the mummy learn to cook?
A: He ordered “Cooking for Mummies” from Amazon.
Q: What was the mummy musician’s favorite note?
A: The dead sea
Q: What was the mummy’s favorite kind of drink?
A: De-coffin-ated coffee.
Q: What did the mummy say when it got bad grades?
A: That Sphinx.
Q: Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
A: Pizza Tut.