Duck Funny Jokes

Duck Funny Jokes

Q: What does a duck with hiccups lay?
A: Scrambled eggs.

Q: Why do all ducks fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.

Q: What did the duck say to the waiter when the check came?
A: Put it on my bill please.

Q: Why don’t ducks grow up?
A: Because they only grow down.

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To show the chicken how to do it.

Q: What do ducks put in their soup?
A: Quackers.

Q: Why did the duck cross the construction site?
A: To see a person lay a brick.

Q. Which side of a duck has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q: How did the mommy duck break her back?
A: Her son stepped on a quack.

Q: What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A: A wise quacker.

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather

Q: What is it called when it’s raining ducks?
A: Fowl weather.

Q: What do you call a duck that steals money?
A: A robber ducky.

Q: Why do ducks lay eggs?
A: Because they break if they drop them.

Q: Why did the duck cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Where do tough ducks come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs

Q: Where did the duck go when he felt sick?
A: To his ducktor.

Q: What do ducks grow on?
A: Eggplants.

Q: What type of TV shows do ducks like to watch?
A: Duckumentaries.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: It was friends with the chicken.

Q: What’s the best thing about duck basketball players?
A: They always make their fowl shots.

Q: What do ducks say when you try to charge them?
A: Put it on my bill.

Q: Why did the duck cross the baseball field?
A: He heard the umpire calling fowls

Q: When do ducks wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What has webbed feet, fangs and wears a cape?
A: Count Duckula.

Q: What happens when you mix ducks with fireworks?
A: You get firequackers.

Q. What do bad ducks lay?
A. Deviled eggs.

Q: Which dance will a duck never do?
A: The foxtrot.

Q: What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?
A: They quack up.

Q: What happens when you put ducks in a box?
A: You end up with a box of quackers.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A chicken that lays down.

Q: Since chickens rise when the rooster crows, when do ducks wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Billy, the travelling circus owner, walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a show.
On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. Billy was so impressed that he offered immediately to buy the duck from its owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of $20,000 for the duck and the pot.
Four days later the circus owner, Billy, runs back to the bar in anger and shouts, ‘Your duck is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn’t dance a single step.’
‘So?’ asked the ducks former owner calmly, ‘did you remember to light the candle under the pot?’

शादी एक मुर्गी ने एक बतख से शादी कर ली।मुर्गा: हम मर गए थे क्या? मुर्गी: मैं तो तुमसे ही शादी करना चाहती थी जानू, लेकिन मॉम-डैड चाहते थे कि लड़का नेवी से हो।

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