Dry Funny Jokes

Dry Funny Jokes

Who will win in game of chess – Bush or Osama Bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin because Bush is missing two towers.

Little Lindsay was out driving with her mom when a really big dildo suddenly slammed across the window.
Little Lindsay: ”What was that?”
Mom: ”Ehm… a really big insect”.
Little Lindsay: ”Damn it had a really big cock”.

How do you satisfy nine out of ten people?
Gang rape

What did one road say to the other?
Let’s meet at the crossing!

What is the difference between a lion and a giraffe?
The giraffe has a longer neck.

Why are fishes so ugly?
Because they are made in water..

Why are cats so ugly?
Because they are miss-colored.

What is the name of the king of Kongo?
King Kong.

What kind of clothes do you make from nervous velour?
Scared pants..

What did one light pole say to the other one??
Let’s go out together!

What keeps going and never reaches its destination?
The clock.

What is the similarity between a frying pan and a hooker?
Both of them can get the sausage to grow.

Two cows are standing on a field and suddenly one of them says “Muuuhh!”
The other one gets disappointed and says: “Darn, I was just about to say that!”

The girl says: “I’m cold!”
The guy responds: “Walk over to the corner, there it’s 90 degrees!”

What do blondes and a boat have in common?
They both have seamen.

What do you call a hooker in a wheel chair?
Four-wheel drive.

What color is the mailbox inside?

Dad, can you help me with my math?
What can I help you with?
I am to find the common denominator…
What the heck, have you not found that one yet? We were also looking for that one when I was in school?!

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