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Disney Funny Jokes! Hello friends, I have collected some new Disney Funny Jokes. So check the latest Disney Funny Jokes and share it with your lovely friends. Laughter is the way of make our life joyful.

Disney Funny Jokes

I went to the doctor and said, “Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.”
He said, “How long have you been getting these Disney spells?”

Why was Tigger’s head stuck in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh.

What time does Donald Duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

What did Snow White say when she was waiting for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.

What kind of fairy doesn’t take a bath?
Stinkerbell.

What does Ariel like on her toast?
Mermalade.

What did Pooh Bear say when Rabbit offered him some more honey?
No thank you, I’m stuffed.

What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy-Yoda.

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