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Dinosaur Funny Jokes

Dad: Why are you crying?
Son: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby sister.
Dad: That’s no reason to cry.
Son: Yes, it is. No one would trade me!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!

Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: The door won’t shut!

Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer

Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!

Q: What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
A: Dinosauce

Q: Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
A: Because he could really spike the ball!

Q: What came after the dinosaur?
A: Its tail!

Q: What does a triceratops sit on?
A: Its tricera-bottom.

Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
A: Rep-tiles

Q: What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A: Pray that it doesn’t see you.

Q: What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty

Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To eat the chickens on the other side.

Q: What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score

Q: What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A: A dino-saw

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

Q. Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren’t invented yet!

Q. Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can’t hear you!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It’s tricera-bottom!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren’t invented yet.

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: A Thesaurus

Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it’s nose?
A: OUT of the way!

Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Eye-saur

Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs

Q: What’s better than a talking dinosaur?
A: A spelling bee

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops

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