Dark Funny Jokes

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Dark Funny Jokes

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So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared”
Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”

My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”
Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.

I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.

My son, who’s into astronomy, asked me how stars die.
I said, “Usually an overdose, son.”

My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?”
“Yes,” replies the murderer, “Can you please hold my hand?”

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall whilst carrying the coffin and when they do so they hear a faint moan.
So they open the casket only to find that the woman inside is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years after this and then eventually dies and so there’s another funeral for her.
At the end of the service, as the pallbearers carry out the casket, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”

Whats the grossest thing ever?
A bag full of dead babies.
Whats grosser than that?
One at the bottom is still wriggling.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

“My grandmother used to tell us a joke.
She’d say “Knock knock,” we’d say “Who’s there?.”
Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.”

Why won’t Monica Lewinsky vote for Hilary Clinton?
The last Clinton Presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because they’re not allowed to own people anymore.

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