Dad Funny Jokes

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Dad Funny Jokes

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Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!

Dad: Hi, Sweetie, how was school today?
Daughter: You can read all about it on my Facebook, Dad!

Dad: Let me see your report card.
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Why not?
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Dad: How old is your father?
Child: As old as me.
Dad: How it is that possible?
Child: He became a father only when I was born.

Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

  1. Dad: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently, an actress just killed herself.
    Mom: Oh my. Who?
    Dad: Uh, I can’t remember. I think her name was Reese something?
    Mom: Witherspoon?
    Dad: No, it was with a knife.

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