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Cyclone Funny Jokes

Cyclone Funny Jokes

More than 100 Cyclone Funny Jokes are available here. You can share Cyclone Funny Jokes with your friends and also read new Cyclone Funny Jokes.

Q: What did the Cyclone say to the other Cyclone?
A: I have my eye on you.

Q: How do Cyclone’s see?
A: With one eye.

Q: What are Cyclones with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
A: Cyclones with cataracts.

Q: What did the Cyclone say to the palm tree?
A: Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.

Q: Why did the Cyclone get arrested?
A: For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

Q: What do Kim Kardashian and a Cyclone have in common?
A: They will both blow the entire west coast just to get on TV.

Q: Why is a Cyclone like the typical woman?
A: Shes gonna come in all wet and wild and leave you without a car or house!

Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a cyclone?
A: Bridge over troubled water.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cyclone.
Cyclone who?
Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?

अब यह तोहीन नहीं सही जाती विदेश में तूफ़ान आये तो उसका नाम ‘केटरीना’ और भारत में तूफान आये तो ‘हुद हुद’
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इन्कलाब की आवाज बुलंद करोऔर अबकी बार तूफ़ान का नाम ‘केजरीवाल’ रखो,
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हो सकता है आने से पहले ही पलट जाए………. ☺☻

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