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Cute Funny Jokes

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Why did the donut visit the dentist?
To get a new filling.

“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”
“The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”

It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.
They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in.
Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!“

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.

Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
Because he used a honey-comb.

What noise does a chicken’s phone make?
Wing wing.

What does homework stand for?
Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

What do whales eat for their tea?
Fish and ships.

What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.

Where do hamburgers dance?
At a meat ball.

What do you call a kid with a dictionary in his pocket?
Smarty pants.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun guy.

What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school?
Bison.

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks, I’m stuffed.

What kind of dog lives at the North Pole?
A chilli dog.

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing.

Did you hear about the pregnant cat that ate a bowl of wool?
She had mittens.

What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet.

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