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Classic Funny Jokes

I said to the gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

A man entered a local paper’s pun contest.
He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

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