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Cinema Funny Jokes

Cinema Funny Jokes

The blond rushes to the counter,
Blond girl: ” Can i get a ticket ?”
Cashier: ” you just got one 2 minutes ago ? “
Blond girl: ” Yea but the idiot in the door ripped it in two

…I was buying popcorn, a drink and some sweets.
As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a £50 note.”
The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the sweets back!”

…I was buying popcorn, a drink and some sweets.
As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a £50 note.”
The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the sweets back!”

ek ladaki pahali baar sinema hol mein moovi dekhane gayi,
ladaki – ek tikat dena,
tikat vaala – sori maim,
ladaki – kya hua?
tikat vaala – maim aap let ho gayin,
hausaphul ho chuka hai,
ladaki – oke , chalo koi baat nahin,
aap aisa karo moovi penadraiv mein daal do 🙂 🙂

ek sundar ladaki sinema mein philm dekhane gayi ,
intaraval hote hi ladaki koladrink pine baahar chali gayi,
vaapas aai to bagal mein baithe mote aadami se boli –
bhaisaahab kya baahar jaate samay galati se mainne aapaka
pair kuchal diya tha ?
mota gusse mein – haan kuchala tha,
lekin ab kya maafi maang rahi ho ?
ladaki – main koi maafi vaaphi nahin maang rahi,
mujhe to pata karana tha ki meri sit isi lain mein hai 🙂 🙂

ek aavaara ladaka sinema hol mein gaya,
dekha – paas vaali sit pe
ek chhota bachcha aur hot bahan baithi hui hai,
ladaka – pahale bachche ko pataata hoon
phir isaki bahan ko,
ladaka – aur chhotoo ?
bachcha – tupataap philm dethle thaale..

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