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Cid Funny Jokes

C.I.D. returns Jokes
Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
Na din ko chain tha
na raat ko chain tha
Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha

Latest CID PJ
A FOR apple B for banana,
A for apple B for banana,
Daya kuch bhi ho jaye
goli mat chalana….

Another CID Jokes SMS
Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro
Waah
Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paar
Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro

Arz kiya hai- Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax..
gour farmaiyega!
Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax..
Dekhiye DLF IPL only on Max!!

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen… Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal….
Waah Waah….
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal….
Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal…

Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
Wah Wah…
Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi.

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah….
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai.

ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE……
ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE……..
RAJNI BOLA DONT RUN AWAY I`LL PRESS D TRIGGER
YANNA RASCALA MIND IT!!!

homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me moch wah wah
homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me moch wah wah
ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch…

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,
dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet……
Acp pradyuman ne kaha ‘ kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet

Kaash mujhe boards me mil jaye man maangi murad
kash mujhe boardz me mil jaye man mangi murad….
Acp pradyuman ne kaha ‘daya, haath laga kya koi suraag ?’

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye
Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye
Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!
Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash…
MY GOD Abhijit!
Ek aur laash!

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h
Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h
ACP bola-Abhijeet zara pata kro ye hm pe itne Pjs Kaun bana rha hai


Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Wah Wah
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Se Aaye He

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janegaa
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega
ACP bola,
“ABHIJIT, MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA”.

Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

ACP(ungliyaan yahaan bhi ghoom rahi hain): Yeh restaurant hai toh yahaan khaana bhi zaroor milta hoga. Abhijeet, PATA LAGAO yahaan milta kya-kya hai.
Abhijeet: Khud pata laga le.
Daya(sabse pehle bol pada): 10 aloo ke paranthe makhan maar ke.
Abhijeet: Hainnn ? Myyyy Goddd !!
Daya: Saale yeh sab khaaunga nahi toh Darwaza kya tera baap todega.
Salunkhe: Main toh kissi bhi chemical ke saath 4 roti kha lunga. Haan khoon ki chatni bhi le aana.
ACP: Ohhhh ! Kuch toh gadbad hai.. Aaj Salunkhe Acid ke saath roti nahi kha raha.
Abhijeet: Aaj Suraag dhoondhte hue maine laash ki jeb mein padha laddoo kha liya tha. Mera pet toh full hai.
Fredricks: Sir, main kuch nahi lunga. Aaj biwi ke liye karwa chauth vrat rakha hai.
ACP(ungliyaan zor zor se hilti hui): Mere liye toh bas ek laash le aao.

hahaha

ID team reaches a room where a dead body is supposed to be found.
ACP: Dekh kya rahe ho Daya, baar baar bolna padega kya..- Darwaza tod do !
Daya – Sir, main toh crime site pe pahunchte hi darwaza dhoondhta hoon. lekin iss kamre mein toh darwaza hi nahin hai.
Abhijeet: hain ? lagta hai khooni bahut chalaak hai. usse pata tha Daya darwaza todne zaroor aayega. usne bina darwaza ke kamre mein hee laash faenk di.
Fredricks: Sir, ab kya karen ?
ACP: Wapas chalo. iss kamre mein darwaza nahin hai. yeh case humse solve nahi hoga..
loooollll

Aaakhir Sachin Tendulkar Ne Yeh 200 Run Banye Kaise!!!??
ACP : Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ??…Kuch samaj mey nahi aa raha Abhijeet!
..Daya, Abhijeet abhi ke abhi pata karo…Uss stadium mey baithe har ek aadmi se pooncho…ki agar yeh runs banaye toh banaye kaisey???
Abhijeet to Stadium watchman : Tu uss din kahan tha jab Sachin ne 200 banaye? haaein?!.
Daya : Sir yeh stadium ka Darwaza toh locked hai!
ACP: Daya,… Darwaaza tod do!

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